Wit & Wisdom

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
--Ronald Reagan

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
--Woody Allen (1935 - )

"Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof."
--Ashley Montague

From The Quotations Page.