WreckedHighway

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We dedicate this issue to Madonna "The Material Girl" Ciccone and her recent statement:

"We as Americans are completely obsessed and wrapped up in a lot of the wrong values -- looking good, having cash in the bank, being perceived as rich, famous and successful or just being famous."

IN THIS ISSUE
Saddam Exiled to Nantucket
Inside the mind of Ben Affleck
Carson Palmer Enters the Workforce
Tom Cruise Outs Himself
Sinead Retires
Springtime in New England